I come from the net through systems
peoples and cities to this place
mainframe my format guardian to mend and
defend
to defend my newfound prey their hopes
and dreams to defend them from their
enemies
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you
Oh
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they say the user lives outside the net
and inputs games for pleasure no one
knows for sure but I intend to find out
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period Michael oh oh whoa clock speed or
what
envelop
my trap trap yeah I don't think I hate
what that is Michael Ratley glitch
you're George tonight right on where's
my house
sorry guys end program better luck next
cycle Oh what I ask is a super favor and
you put a strong this why because I
never do favors for slime I don't know
it's just a theory
you're only making things difficult for
your friends my friends what do they
have to do with anything
think about it
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we need you a dot it's terrible
there's the new ones dots is down
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right the situation she's ridiculous I
am a dedicated server not on me
ever heard of a door ever heard of a
frisket Bob we tried to put foul dude
but it was seriously default a major
surgeon doing short about the diner and
started to completely offline the place
I mean check out crash grunts bus delete
trash logoff Enzo what I think Bob gets
the picture that's for sure what I want
to know is who and why
it's got to be megabyte he did to get to
me but I'll take care of it it's my
problem
if megabyte wants something Bob it's
everybody's problem yeah what's up hello
Bob yeah we'll help I can deal with it
yeah but I can't deal with the downtime
come on Bob what is it
megabyte wants some little favor you
didn't say what just a little favor huh
maybe you should do it if it means we
can stay online no way
look this isn't the supercomputer around
here we main framers stick together and
when it comes to megabyte the answer is
always no here copy and paste that
okay okay no favors for mr. mega virus
I'm gonna file myself right here to make
sure he doesn't trash this place again
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jo Bob oh this will be cool Oh show me
you Guardians are made of
backslash and cancels come in I'm not
afraid hold mega Bret
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my what a messy establishment but we're
still in business why don't you place an
order to go
such austerity I only want to know if
there's anything I can do to help the
cleanup effort you could erase yourself
now help good are being you know Bob all
you have to do is input one small favor
and I might be able to keep this from
happening again
no promises of course don't concern
yourself megabyte I'm staying right here
to make sure nothing else happens I may
be the new sprite in town but what a
fortunate return of events warning
incoming game
as usual they'll all do so badly inside
the game how gratifying I want three
legions in the sector to watch for bomb
you try and get him all your evil and
dragon this body clock beautiful was up
worthy sorry Bob you can't play any
games until finish your work for me I've
gotta get into that game Bob wait
you
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Hey
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I had a feeling megabytes bucks would be
here did I make it
oh no no no can they win without Bob I
hope game over is user
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game over is user wheels
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the whole sectors mollified offline they
lost there wasn't your fault there was
nothing you where we could do if I had
just done megabyte his little favor none
of this would have happened
wait before you do anything why don't
you talk to Fox all right
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one and proven yourself worthy of my
advice what did you need
well megabyte has asked me to do him a
favor ah megabyte my advice is to stay
away from him the command comm has tried
to erase him at every upgrade but he's a
very clever virus damn firing that uh he
has bad file servers in almost every
sector what is this favor he wants you
won't say I see there is an old readme
file that says you should keep your
friends close and your enemies even
closer mega binary idea you will be
careful Guardian Bob I seen that look on
young sprites before don't be rash and
don't do anything on your own here in
mainframe we I know I've already heard
that speech you stick together
don't worry I'll go back and talk to the
others Thanks
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oh hi Bob how nice of you to drop by I
see now that you're the big circuit in
town I'll throw my chips in with you
please don't come him
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yes my child fun is Bob still there
you mean he's not with you oh dear and
I'm afraid he may be hit megabytes alone
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I'm glad you finally came to your senses
Bob not being ver mainframe you'll have
to forgive me it's taken me a while to
realize the advantages of having a
friend like you
a wise decision guardian I won't
disappoint you
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you
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tear it leads to the supercomputer blast
well normal pulse above average
volatility you Guardians certainly knew
your tears damn sure that's the idea
it's simple Bob all you need to do is
stabilize this tear into a portal
that's your favor that's what you need
me for precisely
you know only guardians and games
dropped by users are able to stabilize
tears like these and I'm so much more
intimate with you now than any user anti
and these you're just some colleagues to
make my visit shall we say comfortable
wait let a virus like you and your army
visit a supercomputer through a stable
portal I don't think so
what guarantee do I have that you won't
spread to the supercomputer and raid the
armory
we're going to plan B that's right take
advantage of mr. nice guy da was right
I should have what's plan B who quite
unpleasant actually
glitch crews what are you trying to
erase me if necessary glitch there now
let's do you go through now Bob must we
go through all these dramatics again if
necessary then I'll take you with me as
insurance how do you know I'm not
willing to go through it there psyche
hi everybody she started a bit guys I'm
bailing George drove right out of whack
right outside office riot they're
harmless
don't bother me with this now take her
back to the tower and file locker in
data storage the tear down the tear
that was some plan what plan I knew if I
let hack-and-slash capture me they'd
take me to megabyte and I figured you'd
be with them I'm making up the rest they
go along you've been around me too long
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leaving so soon
how rude incoming well how convenient
man seems I would believe you after all
God
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screenreader three boobs
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look out
I was close
true but it's not the user I'm worried
about where's megabytes
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there was the user doing spiral takeover
he's expecting the user this is not good
bummer now he got a mega user she's
coming around again
no not he'll head for the chair the
class 12 you know the game will
stabilize it into a portal and we've got
to beat him
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the wind clear of deck four feet heading
1-1 3-8
Dave bruss the chair is now a stable
portal at the end of the third level
we've got a nail megabyte before we can
get to Roger copy that a permanent wing
leader
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we got asteroids get ahead
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trying to loser maximum shields follow
my lead
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keep it tight people
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we've lost out before look out
that was easy enough various yeah it
looks like has friends erased those
metals following me
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hit the target icon on the bridge
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targeting range
cover me I think I've got shot
who shot
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various that case that's the entrance to
the third level
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places making me dizzy I'm on it
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time to shut you down Bob she's on your
tail
Yeah right cool
you don't have to fight me Bob think
about it we could be a great team I'd
rather be erased your choice Blake
safety one you had your chance to join
revolver but now I'm going to infect the
spa computer and return to corral
mainframe Wow
just thought I'd drop in
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quit litigate it's unstable again we
want to see how much I hate to lose bad
did you miss me the tear it's God but
how
just a little command I picked up at the
Armory like these do what are they
you'll see or maybe you won't REO it
must have been a return command they
come back to the diner are a hidden file
command yeah god I love them once they
were convinced that you and Bob weren't
at the diner megabyte is Cluj boy split
man were they Steve you know Bob
megabyte will never forgive you for this
never whatever I just hope he's got it
straight now when he messes with one of
us he messes with all of us sounds like
you've been hanging around me too long
but you gotta show me what's it like in
the supercomputer well it's got lots
around incredible capacity and you can
access almost anything it was nice to
visit but it sure is good to be home oh
I don't get bad enough of this clean up
is not my function
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